Authentic Slow Cooker Butternut Squash and Sausage Soup Recipe
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Did You Know?
Historical Tidbit
Butternut squash is technically a fruit because it contains seeds, though it is cooked and eaten like a vegetable.
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The Golden Rule
"Never boil the soup after adding the heavy cream, or the dairy will separate and ruin that velvety mouthfeel."
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Chef's Notes
Do not skip draining the sausage grease unless you want an oily slick floating on top of your beautiful soup like a tragic puddle in a parking lot.
Pro Tip
If you want a silkier texture, use an immersion blender to pulse just half of the soup right before stirring in the heavy cream.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Forgetting to drain the sausage grease turns this delicate vegetable soup into a heavy, greasy swamp that will make even your hungarest guests run for the hills.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
Why did the squash cross the road? To escape the slow cooker before it spent three and a half hours meditating in chicken broth.
The Culinary Science
Heavy cream contains high milk-fat content which coats proteins and prevents the dairy from curdling when introduced to warm, savory broths.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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