Best Homemade Rhubarb Slush Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Rhubarb was once so highly prized in ancient China for its medicinal properties that it was more expensive than silk.
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The Golden Rule
"Never add the carbonated beverage to the freezer batch; always pour it in right at the final moment in the glass, otherwise your fizz vanishes into thin air."
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Chef's Notes
Do not skimp on the blending stage unless you enjoy chewing your frozen beverages like a sad garden salad. Make sure that purée is as smooth as silk.
Pro Tip
Freeze the mixture in a shallow baking dish rather than a deep container to speed up the freezing process and make scraping into slush a breeze.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Forgetting to check the freezer on time and ending up with a concrete slab of frozen gin-rhubarb brick that requires a power drill to serve to your guests.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
I asked the court alchemist if this drink was healthy, and he told me it's basically a salad because of the rhubarb. I haven't trusted his potions since.
The Culinary Science
High sugar and alcohol content lower the freezing point of water, which is precisely why this concoction turns into a scoopable slush instead of a solid block of ice.
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Storage Science
Store in a tightly sealed glass container in the refrigerator to prevent the absorption of ambient odors. Consume within 2-3 days. If it contains dairy, consume within 48 hours.
Reheating Science
If this is a hot beverage, reheat gently on the stovetop without bringing it to a rolling boil, which can scorch sugars and scald dairy proteins.
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