The Ultimate Baked Bacon Jalapeno Wraps Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Jalapenos are named after Xalapa, the capital city of Veracruz, Mexico, where they were traditionally grown.
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The Golden Rule
"Always place the cream cheese side face down on the pan, or gravity will betray you and steal your filling into a puddle of sadness."
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Chef's Notes
Do not skip seeding the jalapenos unless you want your guests weeping tears of pure regret. The cream cheese provides a glorious barrier against the fiery heat.
Pro Tip
Soak your wooden toothpicks in water for 20 minutes before securing the bacon so they do not char and catch fire on the grill.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Failing to remove the toothpicks before serving, resulting in a terrifying game of culinary Russian roulette for your dinner guests.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
I asked the court chef why he wrapped bacon around a vegetable, and he told me it's so the vegetable doesn't feel lonely on its way to the trash.
The Culinary Science
The capsaicin in jalapenos is fat-soluble, which is why the rich fats in the cream cheese and bacon do a phenomenal job of cooling down the burning sensation on your palate.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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