The Ultimate Brown Sugar and Pineapple Glazed Ham Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
The tradition of glazing ham with fruit dates back to medieval European banquets where sugar was a luxury item used to signify extreme wealth.
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The Golden Rule
"Never rush the resting phase after it comes out of the oven, or all those delicious juices will spill onto your cutting board instead of staying inside the meat."
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Chef's Notes
Basting is for amateurs; the ginger ale and pineapple juice at the bottom will do all the heavy lifting of keeping your ham moist while it bakes under the foil.
Pro Tip
If your toothpicks are wooden, soak them in water for ten minutes before stabbing them into the ham so they don't scorch in the oven.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Forgetting to secure the pineapple slices with toothpicks will cause them to violently slide off the ham into a sticky, burnt puddle at the bottom of the pan.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
I asked the King if the ham was done, and he said it needs more time—apparently, the ham is currently having a more productive staff meeting than our royal advisors.
The Culinary Science
The Maillard reaction and sugar caramelization combine during that final thirty-minute unfolied bake to create that signature, mouthwatering holiday aroma.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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