The Ultimate Cheez Its Holiday House Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Cheez-Its were first introduced to the public back in 1921 by the Green & Green Company in Dayton, Ohio.
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Chef's Notes
Treat the royal icing like actual mortar; too little and your house crumbles, too much and it looks like a snowstorm swallowed your kitchen.
Pro Tip
Let the structural walls dry for at least twenty minutes before attempting to shingle the roof with crackers!
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
The entire cheesy mansion collapses into a pathetic pile of rubble because you trusted weak icing instead of letting the walls dry first.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
Our royal jester tried to eat the front door of the Cheez-Its house and was promptly evicted by the cheese guard.
The Culinary Science
Royal icing hardens through the dehydration of egg whites and powdered sugar, creating a rigid lattice that easily supports baked snack foods.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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