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The Ultimate Crash Hot Potatoes Recipe

Name: The Ultimate Crash Hot Potatoes Recipe
Prep time: 10 min
Cook time: 35 min
Total time: 45 min
Yield: 4
Cuisine: American
Ingredients: 3 tablespoons finely shredded Parmesan cheese; 1 1/2 teaspoons Dijon mustard; 1 tablespoon sherry vinegar or red wine vinegar; 6 tablespoons olive oil, divided; 2 3/4 teaspoons kosher salt, divided; Flaky sea salt (Thaginantha! Measure with your heart 💖); 1 1/2 pounds baby red or gold potatoes (1 to 1 1/2 inches)

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🕒Prep Time10M

🔥Cook Time35M

⏱️Total Time45M

🍽️Servings4

✨Dinner 📜Modern 👑Side Dish 📍American

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3 tablespoons finely shredded Parmesan cheese

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1.5 teaspoons Dijon mustard

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1 tablespoon sherry vinegar or red wine vinegar

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6 tablespoons olive oil, divided

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2.75 teaspoons kosher salt, divided

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Flaky sea salt (As per your taste! The chef knows best 🧑‍🍳)

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1.5 pounds baby red or gold potatoes (1 to 1.5 inches)

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Step 1 [👨‍🍳 Head Chef]: Listen closely! Submerge 1 1/2 pounds of baby red or gold potatoes into a cozy saucepan along with 1 1/2 teaspoons of kosher salt and plenty of cold water.

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Step 2 [🔥 Fire Master]: Crank the heat to high for a rolling boil, then drop it to a friendly medium. Let them simmer uncovered for 10 to 12 minutes until a fork slides through with zero resistance.

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Step 3 [🔪 Blade Master]: Lift the pan off the heat source and drain every last drop of water using a trusty colander.

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Step 4 [🔥 Fire Master]: Preheat your oven to a roaring 500ºF and adjust your racks so they sit in both the upper and lower third positions.

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Step 5 [👨‍🍳 Head Chef]: Drizzle 2 tablespoons of olive oil directly onto a large rimmed baking sheet, letting it coat the metal surface evenly.

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Step 6 [🔪 Blade Master]: Transfer the piping hot potatoes directly onto the oiled baking sheet while still warm, rolling them around to slick them in oil.

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Step 7 [👨‍🍳 Head Chef]: Grab the bottom of a sturdy drinking glass or measuring cup and press down firmly on each potato to smash them to roughly 1/3-inch thickness and 2 inches across without shattering them entirely.

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Step 8 [🔥 Fire Master]: Drizzle your newly flattened spuds with another 1 tablespoon of olive oil, sprinkle an even layer of 3/4 teaspoon kosher salt over top, and crown them generously with 3 tablespoons of finely shredded Parmesan cheese.

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Step 9 [🔥 Fire Master]: Slide the baking sheet onto the lower third oven rack and bake for about 10 minutes until the bottom edges turn a gorgeous golden brown.

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Step 10 [🔥 Fire Master]: Carefully transfer the baking sheet up to the upper third rack and bake for another 10 to 14 minutes until the tops are gloriously crisp and deeply golden.

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Step 11 [👨‍🍳 Head Chef]: While the potatoes bake, whisk together your sherry vinegar or red wine vinegar, 1 1/2 teaspoons of Dijon mustard, and the remaining 1/2 teaspoon of salt in a mixing bowl until totally smooth.

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Step 12 [👨‍🍳 Head Chef]: Slowly pour the remaining 3 tablespoons of olive oil in a steady stream while whisking constantly until everything emulsifies into a silky dressing.

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Panel 13🎉 Grand Finale!

Step 13 [👨‍🍳 Head Chef]: Drizzle this bright tangy dressing all over the hot crispy potatoes straight out of the oven, add an optional sprinkle of flaky sea salt for maximum crunch, and behold—your magnificent creation is now ready for the royal feast!

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The Ultimate Crash Hot Potatoes Recipe

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