The Ultimate Drunken Spaghetti Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
The tradition of cooking pasta in wine is known as 'Pasta all'ubriaco' which translates directly to 'drunken pasta'.
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The Golden Rule
"Never let the garlic turn dark brown, or you will forever banish the flavor to the shadows of bitterness."
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Chef's Notes
Do not waste your finest vintage on this dish, but always cook with a red wine you would actually enjoy drinking from a proper crystal glass.
Pro Tip
Keep a close eye on the garlic as it infuses the oil; it burns in the blink of an eye and will turn your entire masterpiece bitterly disappointing.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Failing to pull the pan off the heat before pouring in the red wine, resulting in a dramatic volcanic geyser of steam that coats your kitchen ceiling in purple droplets.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
Our Royal Jester says: Why did the pasta go to the party? Because it heard the wine was flowing and it wanted to get absolutely soaked!
The Culinary Science
Boiling pasta directly in wine or finishing it in a wine reduction allows the starches released from the noodles to emulsify with the natural acids and alcohol, creating a velvety sauce without a drop of heavy cream.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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