The Ultimate East Coast and West Coast Butter Guide Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Until 1906, butter was exclusively sold in massive one-pound blocks wrapped in parchment paper and cardboard boxes.
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The Golden Rule
"Never rush the slicing process, for a straight cut separates the culinary amateur from the true kitchen monarch."
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Chef's Notes
Treat every stick of dairy with the utmost reverence, as regional dairy politics dictate the very fabric of your morning toast.
Pro Tip
Always keep a backup stick nearby for emergency spreading emergencies, because a dry piece of bread is a tragedy.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Failing to check regional butter lengths results in a disastrous dairy overhang that snaps your butter dish in half upon closing.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
Why did the butter move from Boston to California? It wanted to work out and get a bit more stubby!
The Culinary Science
Butter is an emulsion of water droplets suspended in fat, which is the sole reason it makes everything taste entirely magnificent.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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