The Ultimate French Salad Dressing Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
The French shallot, or eschalot, is technically a member of the allium family, but it is far more delicate and sweet than your common yellow onion.
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The Golden Rule
"Never drown your greens! A proper dressing coats the leaves like a delicate silk gown, it should never pool at the bottom of the bowl like a pathetic puddle."
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Chef's Notes
Do not rush the emulsion! If your oil and vinegar refuse to unite, your shaking arm simply lacks the proper royal vigor. Put some muscle into it!
Pro Tip
Chop your eschalots as finely as humanly possible. Nobody wants to bite into a massive chunk of raw onion and cry tears of defeat during a polite dinner party.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Do not commit the unforgivable sin of forgetting to secure the jar lid before violently shaking your ingredients, unless you wish to baptize your entire kitchen in a sticky, high-priced mist of extra virgin olive oil and mustard.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
I asked the court gardener why the shallots were so posh, and he said it's because they're 'French' and refuse to mingle with the common leeks.
The Culinary Science
Dijon mustard acts as an emulsifier because it contains mucilage and proteins that bridge the gap between oil and water, preventing them from separating into sad, lonely layers.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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