The Ultimate Garlicky Bacon and Pickle Pizza Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Pickle-topped flatbreads have roots in avant-garde regional American snack culture.
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The Golden Rule
"Never rush the oven preheat. A cold oven is the silent assassin of crisp pizza crusts everywhere."
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Chef's Notes
Do not fear the pickles on a pizza! The acidity cuts straight through the heavy cheese, creating a harmonious balance fit for a king.
Pro Tip
Pat your pickle chips dry with a paper towel before adding them to the crust to prevent a soggy crust disaster.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Leaving the garlic-oil crust in the oven for too long during the pre-bake, turning your fragrant golden base into a bitter, charred piece of charcoal.
The Jester's Corner
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Our Jester asks: Why did the baker marry the pickle? Because he found her to be a bit brine-y but sweet on the inside!
The Culinary Science
Garlic contains allicin, a sulfur compound released when crushed that triggers our olfactory senses, making the aroma intensely savory.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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