The Ultimate Gourmet Lobster Thermidor Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Lobster Thermidor was named after the play 'Thermidor' in 1894, which premiered at the Comédie-Française during the French Revolution's calendar month of Thermidor.
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Chef's Notes
Treat your lobster with the utmost respect; overcook it and you will find yourself chewing on expensive rubber tires.
Pro Tip
When flaring the cognac, turn off your kitchen exhaust fan first unless you want a column of fire licking at your ceiling vents!
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Forgetting to stabilize the lobster shells on foil rings, causing all your luxurious filling to tip over and spill into the bottom of the oven like a culinary crime scene.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
Oh, how marvelous, we are eating the sea's most expensive bottom-feeder; truly, a dish fit for someone who thinks their gold-plated toilet paper makes them royalty.
The Culinary Science
Deglazing with alcohol dissolves the caramelized fond stuck to the pan, releasing umami compounds that water alone cannot touch.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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