The Ultimate Hearty Lentil Sloppy Joe Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Lentils are among the oldest cultivated crops, with evidence of their consumption dating back 10,000 years to the Fertile Crescent.
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Chef's Notes
Do not rush the lentil simmer, or you will end up with crunchy legumes that ruin the meaty texture.
Pro Tip
Let the lentil mixture sit off the heat for five minutes before serving so the flavors thicken gloriously.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Leaving the heat too high during the simmer will turn your sloppy joe mix into a burnt, welded skillet disaster.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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