The Ultimate Homemade French Fry Seasoning Recipe
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Table salt is preferred over kosher salt for this blend because the finer grains adhere more effectively to the surface of hot potatoes.
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Chef's Notes
Paprika is the majestic backbone here, so do not skimp on it unless you want your fries to taste like a sad Tuesday afternoon.
Pro Tip
Always shake the seasoning onto the fries the exact second they emerge from the fryer while the surface oil is still hot and sticky.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Failing to store your leftover blend in an airtight container will turn your glorious spice mix into a solid, unyielding brick of disappointment.
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The Culinary Science
Hot oil and steam escaping from freshly fried potatoes create micro-pockets that trap dry spice particles far better than cold surfaces can.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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