The Ultimate Instant Pot Collard Greens Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Collard greens are a member of the Brassica oleracea family, sharing a lineage with cabbage and kale.
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The Golden Rule
"Always allow a natural pressure release for twenty minutes, or your greens will violently foam up through the valve and make a tragic mess of your kitchen ceiling."
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Chef's Notes
Treat your greens with absolute respect. Collard greens need that acidic vinegar kick to balance the rich, smoky bacon fat and bring out their absolute best flavor profile.
Pro Tip
Never skip deglazing the pot with water and vinegar! Those browned bacon bits stuck to the bottom are pure liquid gold and will add an incredible depth of flavor to your broth.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Failing to remove the tough center stems results in a dish that feels less like a velvety vegetable side and more like chewing on old garden hoses.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
Why did the collard green cross the road? To escape the indignity of being boiled into oblivion by a clumsy squire.
The Culinary Science
Pressure cooking superheats liquid by trapping steam, raising the boiling point and forcing moisture deep into the tough cellular walls of the collard greens in record time.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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