The Ultimate Mean Green Guacamole Salsa Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Tomatillos are actually encased in a papery husk and are a staple of Mexican cuisine, distinct from their tomato cousins.
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Chef's Notes
Do not fear the boil! Cooking the tomatillos and jalapenos mellows their raw, aggressive acidity and creates that velvety body.
Pro Tip
Always drop your avocados in last if your blender is struggling with heavy loads, and never skip the warm boiling water adjustment—it saves a chunky salsa.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Dropping boiling-hot tomatillos straight into a sealed, airtight tiny blender without venting the lid, resulting in a green explosion that repaints your kitchen ceiling!
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The Culinary Science
Avocados contain polyphenol oxidase, an enzyme that turns them brown when exposed to oxygen; blending them immediately with acidic tomatillos helps slow down this oxidation process.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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