The Ultimate Mojo Grilling Marinade Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
The word 'Mojo' is derived from the Spanish word 'mojar', which means to wet or dip.
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The Golden Rule
"Never rush the slow stream of olive oil into the blender, or your emulsion will break and separate into an oily disaster."
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Chef's Notes
Citrus is loud and proud, so do not let your meat sit in this bath a minute longer than necessary or the acid will turn your protein to mush before it even sees the fire.
Pro Tip
Always use freshly squeezed citrus juices because bottled varieties carry preservatives that taste aggressively metallic and ruin the authentic bright finish.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
You dump all the olive oil in at once instead of streaming it slowly, resulting in a separated, greasy puddle that slides right off your meat.
The Jester's Corner
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Our Jester asks: Why does the onion hide in the blender? Because it doesn't want to get shredded over your life choices.
The Culinary Science
Oil and citrus juice naturally repel each other, but blending them with the onion and garlic creates a temporary emulsion suspended by plant fibers.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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