The Ultimate Pineapple Coleslaw Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Pineapple contains an active enzyme called bromelain, which helps tenderize meats when used in marinades.
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The Golden Rule
"Always taste your dressing before adding the cabbage. Adjust the salt and vinegar now, because once the mix goes in, altering the balance becomes a royal pain."
Ingredients
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Chef's Notes
Do not skip draining the pineapple unless you enjoy eating crunchy cereal in a bowl of sweet soup. Moisture is the eternal enemy of crisp coleslaw!
Pro Tip
Let the coleslaw rest in the refrigerator for at least thirty minutes before serving. This allows the cabbage to soften slightly while soaking up the vibrant pineapple and vinegar flavors.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Failing to drain the pineapple turns your elegant side dish into a soggy, swimming pool tragedy that will make your guests weep tears of pure disappointment.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
My royal subjects tried to measure the exact happiness level of this coleslaw, but the jester ate it all before the audit finished.
The Culinary Science
Salt draws out moisture from vegetables via osmosis. Letting your coleslaw sit just a bit helps tenderize the fibrous cabbage shreds without turning them completely mushy.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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