The Ultimate Slow Cooker Mashed Potatoes Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Potatoes were the first vegetable ever to be grown in space on a NASA shuttle mission in 1995.
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The Golden Rule
"Never rush the 3 1/2 hour cooking window on high heat, as undercooked potatoes will turn into an absolute nightmare of gluey lumps."
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Chef's Notes
Russet potatoes are your absolute best friend here due to their high starch content, which melts into pure velvet under the slow heat of the heavy cream.
Pro Tip
Cube your butter uniformly and keep it cold until it goes into the slow cooker so it melts evenly into the cream as the temperature rises.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Opening the slow cooker lid halfway through to check on the progress, letting all the precious steam escape and leaving you with crunchy, half-raw potato chunks.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
I asked the court gardener why he didn't grow gold, and he pointed at a sack of potatoes and said, 'This is the only gold that keeps the peasants from starting a revolution.'
The Culinary Science
Cooking potatoes in a high-fat dairy environment rather than boiling them in water prevents the starches from leaking out into a watery bath, resulting in an intensely rich flavor.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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