The Ultimate Slow Cooker Savory Meatloaf Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Meatloaf dates back to the 5th century in Rome, where it appeared in the world's oldest cookbook, 'Apicius'.
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The Golden Rule
"Never skip the resting period, or all those precious juices will escape onto the plate the moment the knife strikes."
Ingredients
14 items required
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Chef's Notes
Do not overmix the meatloaf ingredients unless you want a texture resembling a historical cannonball. Treat the ground beef with the gentle affection of a sleeping dragon.
Pro Tip
Line your slow cooker with a disposable liner to save yourself from the dreaded post-feast scrubbing session.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Dropping the entire heavy meatloaf directly onto the kitchen floor while trying to transfer it to a serving platter, leaving you staring in disbelief at a carpet-ruining puddle of ketchup and sadness.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
I asked the chef why we are cooking a loaf in a slow cooker, and he said it's because the meatloaf wanted to experience retirement before being served.
The Culinary Science
The bread crumbs absorb moisture released by the meat as it heats, trapping proteins and steam so your meatloaf remains exceptionally juicy instead of drying out.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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