The Ultimate Stored Cut Watermelon Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Watermelon is actually both a fruit and a vegetable, belonging to the gourd family related to cucumbers, pumpkins, and squash.
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The Golden Rule
"Never let your watermelon fraternize with leftover onions or garlic in the fridge unless you enjoy savory fruit salad."
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Chef's Notes
Treat your watermelon with the respect a crowned jewel deserves. A dull knife will crush the delicate cells rather than slice them, leaking precious ruby nectar everywhere.
Pro Tip
Line your storage container with a folded paper towel at the bottom to absorb excess moisture and keep your watermelon crisp for days longer!
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Leaving the watermelon half-covered in a bowl with loose plastic wrap, resulting in expensive melon cubes that taste distinctly of last night's leftover blue cheese.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
Why did the watermelon go to the royal court? Because it wanted to drop some heavy rind-ing judgments on the kitchen staff!
The Culinary Science
Watermelon is over 92 percent water, which makes it a sponge for surrounding refrigerator odors if not sealed in a truly airtight container.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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