The Ultimate Sugar and Spice Muffin Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Nutmeg was once so valuable that in the 17th century, the Dutch traded the island of Manhattan to the British just to secure the island of Run, which was the world's only source of nutmeg at the time.
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The Golden Rule
"Measure your dry ingredients with precision, but when adding the nutmeg, measure with your heart as tradition dictates."
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Chef's Notes
Do not overmix the batter once the wet and dry ingredients meet, or your muffins will turn into heavy cannonballs instead of fluffy clouds.
Pro Tip
Melt your butter ahead of time so it is ready for the dipping ceremony the second the muffins emerge from the hot oven.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Failing to let the muffins cool for even a minute before dunking them into the hot butter will cause them to completely disintegrate into a soggy, buttery landslide.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
I asked the court jester if these muffins were made with love, and he said, 'No, they are made with enough sugar to make the King think he's finally won a war!'
The Culinary Science
Baking powder creates microscopic carbon dioxide bubbles trapped by the flour's gluten network, causing the muffin to rise high and proud in the heat.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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