The Ultimate Swiss Chard With Olives Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Swiss chard is actually a member of the beet family, though it is cultivated for its leaves rather than its bulbous roots.
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Chef's Notes
Do not throw away the stems! They take longer to cook than the leaves, giving this dish an incredible textural contrast.
Pro Tip
Chop your Kalamata olives finely so their salty punch distributes evenly rather than overwhelming a single bite.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Dropping the heat too low and over-steaming the greens until they turn into a sad, gray, sulfurous swamp.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
Why did the Swiss chard break up with the olive? Because it felt like it was always getting pressed into a salty situation!
The Culinary Science
Swiss chard contains oxalic acid, which softens and mellows dramatically the moment it hits the fat and lemon juice.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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