The Ultimate Vegan Creamed Spinach Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Cashews are technically seeds that sprout from the bottom of the cashew apple, which is a bizarre and fascinating tropical fruit structure.
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Chef's Notes
Do not skip the cashew soak! A thirsty nut makes a lumpy sauce, and nobody wants a lumpy royal decree.
Pro Tip
When squeezing the spinach, channel your inner workout instructor. Squeeze until you think you are done, then squeeze twice more.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Failing to squeeze the spinach transforms your elegant creamed greens into an accidental soup that slides off the plate and weeps across the table.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
Our royal jester claims that eating enough spinach will give you the supernatural ability to stare intensely at a can of beans until they open themselves out of pure intimidation.
The Culinary Science
Soaking cashews softens their rigid cell walls and rehydrates starch granules, allowing the high-speed blender to shatter them into a micro-smooth emulsion.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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