The Ultimate Walking Tacos Recipe

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Historical Tidbit
The 'Walking Taco' gained immense popularity at county fairs, where handheld, mess-free food was a necessity for carnival-goers.
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The Golden Rule
"Always keep the chip bags upright, or your lap will instantly become a crime scene of sour cream and salsa."
Ingredients
7 items required
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Chef's Notes
Do not skip draining the grease, unless you prefer a slippery, tragic handbag of sadness.
Pro Tip
Crush the chip bags while they are still full of air to protect your precious snacks from turning into dust.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
You punch the chip bag too hard, explode the seam, and instantly recreate a disaster zone of nacho dust all over your pristine kitchen floor.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
I asked the royal kitchen to make me a taco, and they gave me a bag of chips and told me to walk away. How very regal of them.
The Culinary Science
The residual heat from browned beef easily melts cheese because fats have a low melting point and trap thermal energy.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4ยฐC / 40ยฐF). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165ยฐF (74ยฐC). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.






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