The Ultimate Wicked Good Veggie Chili Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Textured vegetable protein was developed as an economical meat alternative in the 1960s.
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The Golden Rule
"Never walk away from browning garlic and TVP; high heat turns from golden-brown to bitter-black in a matter of seconds."
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Chef's Notes
Do not rush the rehydration of the TVP! It acts like a sponge, and a properly squeezed sponge absorbs all those magnificent spices much better.
Pro Tip
If you want an even deeper flavor, let the chili sit in the fridge overnight. Chili always tastes better the next day!
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Dropping the entire cayenne pepper container into the pot by accident, turning a delightful vegetarian chili into liquid lava that melts your spoon.
The Jester's Corner
Royal Court Comedy
I asked the Jester if this chili was truly 'wicked,' and he said it was only wicked because it made the peasants argue about who finished the last bowl.
The Culinary Science
Simmering tomatoes breaks down their cell walls and releases glutamates, which naturally supercharges the savory umami flavor of the dish.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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