The Ultimate Winter Green Salad Recipe
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Historical Tidbit
Collard greens are an ancient vegetable, dating back to prehistoric times, and were a staple in the gardens of the Roman Empire.
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The Golden Rule
"Always dry your washed greens thoroughly using a salad spinner, because water is the sworn enemy of a properly clinging vinaigrette."
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Chef's Notes
Treat your greens with respect! Massaging the kale and collards for a mere sixty seconds breaks down tough fibers and transforms them from shoe leather into silk.
Pro Tip
Do not dress the entire salad in advance unless you enjoy soggy greens! Dress only what you plan to eat immediately and keep the remaining vinaigrette sealed in the fridge.
Kitchen Catastrophe Warning
Pouring all the heavy dressing onto the greens an hour before the banquet, resulting in a pathetic, soggy, swimming pool of sadness that completely disintegrates your delicate avocado and pear cubes.
The Jester's Corner
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Our Jester asks: Why did the lettuce win the lottery? Because it was always turning over a new leaf while the rest of the garden just sat there and wilted!
The Culinary Science
Avocado contains healthy monounsaturated fats that act as a chemical vehicle, drastically increasing your body's absorption of fat-soluble vitamins found in the raw carrots and dark leafy greens.
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General Food Safety & Storage
Storage Science
Cool rapidly. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator (below 4°C / 40°F). Consume within 3-4 days.
Reheating Science
Reheat to an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C). Use the stove or oven for best texture, stirring or turning occasionally to ensure even heating.
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